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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Why are Republicans so afraid of a strong leader like Vice President Kamala Harris? Are they worried if she becomes President she will make them look stupid?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do Brits drive a lot more dangerously compared to Americans? Is there just no courtesy when driving in the UK?

Loons and Moons

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Proposed NASA radio probe could use gravity 'lumpiness' to reveal the insides of alien worlds - Space

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

What do you think of Obito Uchiha?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Trump's "They're Eating Cats and Dogs" quote has become a meme. Would this help him get elected? I hope you can be impartial when responding to this question. Thank you

No way

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do we still feel attached or jealous when a covert narcissist moves on, even after realizing their toxicity and the suffering they caused?

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Urban Meyer Says Big Ten's Passed SEC, Small Schools Will Be 'Feeder' Programs For Top Teams - OutKick

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

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